Archive for September, 2011

And a crow eats my stomach

Posted: September 15, 2011 in Uncategorized

2011年9月15日

I was outside on a nice sunny day where the weather wasn’t too hot nor too cold. I looked down and realised that my converse shoelaces were uneven, so I took them off and planned to re-thread them again so that they were even. I looked across to the chair next to me and there was a crow standing on it. I hate crows, so I tried to shoo it away, but it didn’t move, so then I thought it would be a good idea to try and flick the crow in the eye with my shoelace. The stupid crow dodged the shoelace and then started to gouge out my stomach with it’s beak. It hurt. It hurt real bad.

 

… And then I woke up.

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